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why beer is better than Jesus

Aug 11, 1997 10:30 AM
by Drpsionic

I got this off another list.  Enjoy.

When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned pro-abstinence
T-shirts bearing the legend "Top 10 Reasons Jesus Is Better Than
Beer", Steve Berry of Texas A&M's Agnostic and Atheist Student Group
knew how to respond:

Top 10 Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
give it  away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over
their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you

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