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Re: Bast

Aug 01, 1997 08:16 AM
by techndex

At 09:24 PM 7/31/97 -0400, Titus wrote:
<friendly snip>
>A fine segue to Rules for cats who have a house to run:
>I.  DOORS:  Do not allow closed doors in any room.  To get door opened,
>stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.  Once door is opened, it
>is not necessary to use it.  After you have ordered an "outside" door
>opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things.  This
>is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or
>mosquito season.  Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.

These are hysterical!!!!! Now to this first one I'll add something based on
my own feline mistress. "Stand in the doorway long enough to allow as many
flying and crawling insects as possible to enter the house. These will be
available throughout the evening for refining ones hunting skills. An
additional benefit is watching the antics of your humans as they try to
exterminate them."


Lynn Moncrief
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