Theos-Talk Archives (November 1997 Message tl00051)

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>  >>  How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb.....
>  >> 
>  >> 
>  >>  ARIES:
>  >>   Just one.  You want to make something of it?
>  >> 
>  >>   TAURUS:
>  >>   One,
>  >> but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless
>  >>   and
>  >> should be thrown away.
>  >> 
>  >>   GEMINI:
>  >>   Two, but the job never gets done --
>  >> they just keep arguing about who
>  >>   is supposed to do it and how it's
>  >> supposed to be done!
>  >> 
>  >>   CANCER:
>  >>   Just one.  But it takes a therapist
>  >> three years to help them through
>  >>   the grief process.
>  >> 
>  >>   LEO:
>  >>   Leos
>  >> don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get
>  >>   a Virgo
>  >> in to do the job for them while they're out.
>  >> 
>  >>  VIRGO:
>  >>  Approximately
>  >> 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
>  >> 
>  >>  LIBRA:
>  >>  Er, two.  Or maybe
>  >> one.  No-on second thought, make that two.  Is that
>  >>  OK with you?
>  >> 
>  >> 
>  >> SCORPIO:
>  >>  That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
>  >> 
>  >> Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchial Order.
>  >> 
>  >> 
>  >> SAGITARIUS:
>  >>  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
>  >> ahead
>  >>  of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light
>  >> bulb?
>  >> 
>  >>  CAPRICORN:
>  >>  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
>  >> 
>  >> 
>  >> AQARIUS:
>  >>  Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
>  >> 
>  >> 
>  >> PISCES:
>  >>  Light bulb?  What light bulb?
>  >> 
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