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Re: Bast

Aug 01, 1997 05:50 PM
by A. Safron

> From:
> Subject: Re: Bast
> Date: Friday, August 01, 1997 11:19 AM
> At 09:24 PM 7/31/97 -0400, Titus wrote:
> >
> <friendly snip>
> >
> >A fine segue to Rules for cats who have a house to run:
> >
> >I.  DOORS:  Do not allow closed doors in any room.  To get door opened,
> >stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.  Once door is opened, it
> >is not necessary to use it.  After you have ordered an "outside" door
> >opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things.  This
> >is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or
> >mosquito season.  Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.
> These are hysterical!!!!! Now to this first one I'll add something based on
> my own feline mistress. "Stand in the doorway long enough to allow as many
> flying and crawling insects as possible to enter the house. These will be
> available throughout the evening for refining ones hunting skills. An
> additional benefit is watching the antics of your humans as they try to
> exterminate them."

I never bother to exterminate insects, especially flies.  My cats will take
care of them for me and have them for a snack.

A. Safron
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