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Feb 13, 1998 12:17 PM
by Thoa Tran
Which one is yours?
Hi, we all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some
"asscons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_e=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
>> ..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
>> . oo*" "*o.oo*" "*o.
>> . o" 'o" "o
>> o o *o
>> .o o 'o
>> o o o.
>> o o o.
>> o o o
>> o \o/ o
>> o --0-- o
>> o. /o\ .o
>> o o o
>> "o o o"
>> oo'" o "oo
>> oo o oo
>> oo. oo .oo
>> 'ooo. .oo. .ooo
>> "o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo" o
>> o. """""" oo """"" .o
>> 'o oo o'
>> *o oo o
>> 'o o o
>> o o o
>> o o o
>> o o o
>> o o o
>> o o o
>> o o o
>>
You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and
you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. Happy
e-mooning!!! This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out,
you won't have bad luck.(But who wouldn't want to eMoon a friend?)