Theos-Talk Archives (January 1997 Message tl00355)

Dr. A.M.Bain writes:
>In message <Pine.OSF.3.95.970111151638.3900A-100000@selway.umt.edu>, JRC
><jrcecon@selway.umt.edu> writes
>>On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Tom Robertson wrote:
>>> 
>>> There are unicorns on a planet 800 trillion light years away from us, 
>>>which is made of green cheese.
>
>Correct.  I hae been there and seen them.  The shade of green is most
>pleasant, and the inhabitants are all lurkers on theos-l.  The unicorns
>are said to be trained in sticking their horn in unwelcome human
>orifices, though I have not personally seen this happen.
>
>Anyone can verify the above by going into a state of suspended samadhic
>and nirvanic meditation by holding their breath for three hours.  The
>return trip is rather long, and takes several lifetimes, but it is well
>worth it.  Postcards from the Green Cheese Souvenir Shoppe take a little
>longer.
>
>Alan

That hurt me....

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