Theos-Talk Archives (September 1996 Message tl00106)

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As our Fundamentalist Xtian friends have discovered long ago that our true
calling was to be agents of the Antichrist, I think it only appropriate that
we get the numbers right.

Chuck the Heretic

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OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
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But did you know that:
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$665.95        - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25        - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95        - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
                 replacement soul
$656.66        - Walmart price of the Beast
6, uh... what
was that number
again?         - Number of the Blonde Beast
00666          - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts!  One-on-one pacts!  Call Now!
                 Only $6.66/minute.  Over 18 only please.
Route 666      - Highway of the Beast
666 F          - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k           - Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66 %         - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
                 Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686         - CPU of the Beast
666i           - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666        - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668            - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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