Theos-Talk Archives (March 1995 Message tl00262)

[A wee bit 'o levity...]

So, there is this really hot computer programmer who takes it
into his head to write the ultimate program.  Finishing it, he
inputs the question "Is there a God?" and runs the program ...
which spits out "%can answer question, will take ten years".

Unable to wait, the programmer gets the government involved, and
pretty soon they tie all the computers in the US together, write
a much bigger program, and input "Is there a God?" ...  to which
it answers %can answer question, will take five years".

Now they're all excited, and can't wait, so they go to the UN,
and pretty soon the whole world is involved, and they tie every
mainframe on the planet together and write a megaprogram, and
input the question "Is there a God?"...and the answer comes back
"%THERE IS NOW"

                                                     -JRC