Theos-Talk Archives (March 1999 Message tl00049)

Hi Doss,

That reminds me of Woody Allen's words which went something along the lines
of..

"It's not that I don't believe in God; lets just say if God does exist, then
he's an under-achiever."

..Peter

> It is reported that a law suit citing God as a defendant has been
> dismissed. The suit said Defendant God is the sovereign ruler of the
> universe and took no corrective  action against the leaders of his Church
> and his Nation for their extremely  serious wrongs, which ruined the life
> of the plaintiff.
>
> Plaintiff  wanted God to return his youth and grant him the guitar-playing
> skills
> of famous guitarists, along with resurrecting his mother and his pet
> pigeon. If
> God failed to appear in court, federal rules of civil procedure
> say he must
> lose by default, it was argued.