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solve your god problems

Sep 06, 1998 09:09 AM
by Drpsionic

got this from another list.

Chuck the Heretic

 Are you having God problems?  Has Jehova's jealousy been getting you down?
Have your prayers just not been getting the job done?
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                *Make women from ribs!
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