Theos-Talk Archives (March 1998 Message tl00068)

Questioner: Indeed.  ARF, ARF, ARF.  TRAB, I ERAD UOY OT TSOP RUOY YASSE NO
KLAT-SOEHT!!!  AMEN!!!

>    I wrote this about 8 years ago, or so, as an answer to a lot of the
>channeled messages I was seeing popping around. I hope you all enjoy...
>
>    "NOTE THAT TIWTIN BE I, I BE TIWTIN.  NOT CONFUSE ME WITH DO WITH
>OTHERS CLAIMING CREATORS TO BE. THEY ARE NOT, I AM, OR, MORE PROPERLY,
>THEY NOT ARE, ARE NOT THEY ME AM.
>
>    FOR IN THE FIFTH AGE FOLLOWING THE SIXTH PERIOD FOLLOWING THE
>SEVENTH INNING STRETCH THAT WAS, THE BEINGS FROM THE UPPER LOWER SIRIUS
>SECTOR, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN THE LOWER LOWER SECTOR, YET LOWER THAN THE
>LOWER UPPER SECTOR, DID VISIT EARTH AND PLANT THEIR SEEDLINGS, AND THE
>SEEDLINGS DID GROW.  IN AN UNFORTUNATE HAPPENSTANCE, SOME EARTH PEOPLE
>BETWEEN CHILD AND ADULT FROM THE PLACE CALLED BERKELY FOUND THE
>RESULTANT PLANTS, SMOKED THEM, AND HAVE NOT SINCE HEARD FROM BEEN.  SO
>FORGET THE SIRIANS, LET US.
>
>    FOR THE TRUTH IS THAT THE TRUTH SHOULD BE KNOWN, AND THAT NOT A LIE,
>IS NOT, FOR IT IS TRUTH.  THE TRUTH THROUGHOUT THE LAND SHALL BE SPREAD,
>UNLESS IT IS NOT, IN WHICH CASE NOT THE TRUTH SHALL BE SPREAD, FOR IT IS
>TRUTH THAT IT TASTES JUST LIKE THE EXPENSIVE SPREAD, AND MAKES ONE FEEL
>LIKE A KING.  BUT LET US NOT IMPERIL OURSELVES WITH THIS INFORMATION,
>FOR IT IS TRULY A SECRET.  IT IS JUST THE NATTERING OF MOTHERS, AND IT
>IS NOT NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHERS' NATTER.  PROMISE.
>
>    REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLANET MARS.  IT WAS ONCE ALIVE, BUT
>IS NOW DEAD, EXCEPT FOR THOSE WHO WERE BARRED FROM LEAVING, AMEN.  SO
>REMEMBER THE MARS, AMEN, BARRED, WHO DID NOT LEAVE FOR THE MILKY WAY,
>AMONG THE SNICKERS OF THEIR COMPATRIOTS, FOR THEY ALL FOUND, AMEN, JOY,
>AMONG THE MOUNDS OF THEIR NESTLED CRUNCH, AND FROM THEM CAME THE GREAT
>GOD, CHOCLTAN, ALSO AVAILABLE IN SUGAR FREE.
>
>    FOR IT WAS SPAKE BY THE GODDESS, LUCEE, WHO WISHED TO BE UNITED WITH
>THE GOD, CHAO, USING WAREEKEE AS AN INTERMEDIARY, "WAREEKEE, WHY CAN'T I
>BE IN THE CHAO?"  TO WHICH REPLIED WAREEKEE, "NO LUCEE YOU CANNOT BE IN
>THE CHAO!".
>
>    TIWTIN AM I, AM I TIWTIN? YES, AM I, I AM, AND I AM WHAT I AM AND
>THAT'S ALL WHAT I AM, ARF, ARF, ARF, FOREVER AND EVER."