Theos-Talk Archives (March 1998 Message tl00067)

    I wrote this about 8 years ago, or so, as an answer to a lot of the
channeled messages I was seeing popping around. I hope you all enjoy...

    "NOTE THAT TIWTIN BE I, I BE TIWTIN.  NOT CONFUSE ME WITH DO WITH
OTHERS CLAIMING CREATORS TO BE. THEY ARE NOT, I AM, OR, MORE PROPERLY,
THEY NOT ARE, ARE NOT THEY ME AM.

    FOR IN THE FIFTH AGE FOLLOWING THE SIXTH PERIOD FOLLOWING THE
SEVENTH INNING STRETCH THAT WAS, THE BEINGS FROM THE UPPER LOWER SIRIUS
SECTOR, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN THE LOWER LOWER SECTOR, YET LOWER THAN THE
LOWER UPPER SECTOR, DID VISIT EARTH AND PLANT THEIR SEEDLINGS, AND THE
SEEDLINGS DID GROW.  IN AN UNFORTUNATE HAPPENSTANCE, SOME EARTH PEOPLE
BETWEEN CHILD AND ADULT FROM THE PLACE CALLED BERKELY FOUND THE
RESULTANT PLANTS, SMOKED THEM, AND HAVE NOT SINCE HEARD FROM BEEN.  SO
FORGET THE SIRIANS, LET US.

    FOR THE TRUTH IS THAT THE TRUTH SHOULD BE KNOWN, AND THAT NOT A LIE,
IS NOT, FOR IT IS TRUTH.  THE TRUTH THROUGHOUT THE LAND SHALL BE SPREAD,
UNLESS IT IS NOT, IN WHICH CASE NOT THE TRUTH SHALL BE SPREAD, FOR IT IS
TRUTH THAT IT TASTES JUST LIKE THE EXPENSIVE SPREAD, AND MAKES ONE FEEL
LIKE A KING.  BUT LET US NOT IMPERIL OURSELVES WITH THIS INFORMATION,
FOR IT IS TRULY A SECRET.  IT IS JUST THE NATTERING OF MOTHERS, AND IT
IS NOT NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHERS' NATTER.  PROMISE.

    REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLANET MARS.  IT WAS ONCE ALIVE, BUT
IS NOW DEAD, EXCEPT FOR THOSE WHO WERE BARRED FROM LEAVING, AMEN.  SO
REMEMBER THE MARS, AMEN, BARRED, WHO DID NOT LEAVE FOR THE MILKY WAY,
AMONG THE SNICKERS OF THEIR COMPATRIOTS, FOR THEY ALL FOUND, AMEN, JOY,
AMONG THE MOUNDS OF THEIR NESTLED CRUNCH, AND FROM THEM CAME THE GREAT
GOD, CHOCLTAN, ALSO AVAILABLE IN SUGAR FREE.

    FOR IT WAS SPAKE BY THE GODDESS, LUCEE, WHO WISHED TO BE UNITED WITH
THE GOD, CHAO, USING WAREEKEE AS AN INTERMEDIARY, "WAREEKEE, WHY CAN'T I
BE IN THE CHAO?"  TO WHICH REPLIED WAREEKEE, "NO LUCEE YOU CANNOT BE IN
THE CHAO!".

    TIWTIN AM I, AM I TIWTIN? YES, AM I, I AM, AND I AM WHAT I AM AND
THAT'S ALL WHAT I AM, ARF, ARF, ARF, FOREVER AND EVER."