Theos-Talk Archives (February 1997 Message tl00243)

           TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS
            WOULD KICK BUTT IN  THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE
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10)  In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on
     "stun"

9)   The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and
     a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the
     same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8)   After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess
     Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian
     starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7)   Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter
     impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.

6)   Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

5)   The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

4)   Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
     encounters.

3)   Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
     action.

2)   The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
     "Slave I".

1)   One word:  Lightsabers.


"May the force be with you."

Thoa


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