Theos-Talk Archives (November 1998 Message tl00156)

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1.  Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2.  Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
3.  Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
4.  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5.  Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
6.  Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
7.  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8.  Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
9.  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
10.  British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
11.  Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
12.  Eye Drops Off Shelf                             >>> 
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13.  Teachers Strike Idle Kids
14.  Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
15.  Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
16.  Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
17.  Miners Refuse To Work After Death
18.  Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
19.  Stolen Painting Found By Tree
20.  Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter