Theos-Talk Archives (May 1998 Message tl00151)

Love this!  I'm still deciding which side I should be on.

Thoa :o)

>As the fundies are preparing for the National Day of Prayer next week and
>guess which organization is probably going to be top on their list to get rid
>of, I thought it would be nice if took some time to remember just whose side
>we are on.
>
>Chuck the Heretic
>
>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
>
>But did you know that:
>
>$665.95        - Retail price of the Beast
>$699.25        - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>$769.95        - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
>                 replacement soul
>$656.66        - Walmart price of the Beast
>6, uh... what
>was that number
>again?         - Number of the Blonde Beast
>00666          - Zip code of the Beast
>1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts!  One-on-one pacts!  Call Now!
>                 Only $6.66/minute.  Over 18 only please.
>Route 666      - Highway of the Beast
>666 F          - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>666k           - Retirement plan of the Beast
>6.66 %         - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
>                 Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
>i66686         - CPU of the Beast
>666i           - BMW of the Beast
>DSM-666        - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
>668            - Next-door neighbor of the Beast