lest we forget
May 01, 1998 09:44 AM
by Thoa Tran
Love this! I'm still deciding which side I should be on.
>As the fundies are preparing for the National Day of Prayer next week and
>guess which organization is probably going to be top on their list to get rid
>of, I thought it would be nice if took some time to remember just whose side
>we are on.
>Chuck the Heretic
>OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
>But did you know that:
>$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
>$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
>$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and
> replacement soul
>$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
>6, uh... what
>was that number
>again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
>00666 - Zip code of the Beast
>1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
> Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
>Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
>666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
>666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
>6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National
> Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
>i66686 - CPU of the Beast
>666i - BMW of the Beast
>DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
>668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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