Theos-Talk Archives (November 1997 Message tl00222)

AAAAAggggghhhhhh-ha-ha-ha!!!!  Snort, snort...:oD
My dear Titus....you're killing me!!!

>Well you artist types are a little beyond me, but here's my contribution
>to the general culture:
>
>Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
>from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out
>past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran
>out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
>make such an obvious error, he replied:
>
>(brace yourself)
>
>(this is going to hurt.)
>
>(really bad.)
>
>"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
>
>(Oooh, those flying rotten tomatoes are messy .... dodge ... duck)