Apr 02, 1997 11:38 AM
by Thoa Tran
Now, as my philosophy is that humor is very healthy, even amidst tragedy, I
am attaching some jokes. Of course, if the jokes aren't funny, then the
humor is deadly.:o)
> Job Openings in Rancho Santa Fe, CA
Thirty Nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and
production house. Our business has really taken off like a comet and we now
have quite a few positions to fill.
The individuals at the core of our group have worked closely together for
over 20 years. During those years, each of us has developed a high degree
of skill and know-how through personal discipline and concerted effort. We
try to stay positive in every circumstance and put the good of a project
above any personal concerns or artistic egos. By sustaining this attitude
and conduct, we have achieved a high level of efficiency and quality in our
work. This crew-minded effort, combined with ingenuity an creativity, have
helped us provide advanced solutions at highly competitive rates.
Based in beautiful Rancho Santa Fe, California (near San Diego), we provide
excellent opportunity for advancement to a higher place. In fact all of our
employees have recently been promoted.
We provide free clothing, Nike tennis shoes, pudding, apple sauce and
vodka. You must supply your own Phenobarbitol. Every employee is issued a
large purple cloth, the purpose of which will become clear. Free haircuts
No experience is necessary. We will train you to work and think within our
ID is required. Abduction experiences a plus.
We are looking for real team players.
Please send resumes to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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