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Re: An attempt at humour

Mar 20, 1997 04:28 PM
by Titus Roth

Benjamin Mark Pybus gave a kabalistic explanation of telephones and modems. I
thought I would forward a kabalistic analysis of Bill Gates. It uses the
ASCII version of numerology.

Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil:
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order
of third (3rd.)

By converting the letters of his current name to the
ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
    B       66
    I       73
    L       76
    L       76
    G       71
    A       65
    T       84
    E       69
    S       83
     +       3
           666 !!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence?
Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???

Before you decide, consider the following:

M S - D O S  6.21
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W I N D O W S 95
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

Coincidence? You decide...

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