More mysteries
Jan 30, 1997 05:45 PM
by Thoa Tran
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with the
lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
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