Theos-Talk Archives (January 1997 Message tl00909)

I got this from a friend.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into his fathers business
2. He lived home until the age of 33
3. He was sure that his mother was a virgin 
	and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had vine every meal
3. He worked in the building trade

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion

Alleluia

To be taken with a slurp of light spirit!

Einar