Theos-Talk Archives (January 1997 Message tl00487)

Thoa Tran writes:
>Triaist Man:
>>Here's mine.
>>chest 40
>>waist 30
>>Underwaist 30-34 mwahaha figure that one out. (I'm a sicko)
>
>Oh, we've been mistaken.  Alan did not turn you into a carrot, he turned you
>into a ginseng root!  BTW, my math is bad, how big does that make you?
>
>TTT =o)
Rule #1:  Never believe a man when he tells you his measurements. :)
Rule #2:  Never ask a man how big he is because you can (see Rule #1)
Hehe...in answer to your question, it would depend on what I started out with. 
*grin*  (I am a deviant carrot, there are very few of us left in the world.)
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The Triaist