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To Know, To Dare, To be Roasted

Oct 11, 1996 05:49 PM
by Dr. A.M.Bain

In message <>, writes
>Recipe for roast Bishop:
>First take one Bishop, preferably an irregular one.
>Remove innards and replace with stuffing of choice (sage works very well)
>Place on roasting pan and insert apple in mouth
>Cook at 350 degrees until done (about 1/2 hour per pound or until meat
>thermometer reaches 140)
>Glaze with orange sauce and serve.
>Chuck the Heretical Chef

This worked fine until I spat out the apple, after which I just started
chattering on again mindlessly, while the sage passed happily through
the etheric dimensions of ecclesiatical space-time, and the Great Pink
Brotherhood [side effect of being roasted] and declared me an immortal
adept of the ninety-ninth portal of poppadom.  [No-one makes 100, its'
just an ideal to strive towards].

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